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By Crazy Cat-less Lady - 31/10/2016 04:38

Today, my mom asked me if I was a lesbian because I haven't brought a guy home in over 7 years. Nope. I'm just a crazy cat lady, minus the cats. FML
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emeraldisle 30

You can't be a crazy cat lady without any cats.

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swervelol 28

I don't see why you consider yourself a crazy cat lady without any cats. A crazy single lady is more like it!

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emeraldisle 30

You can't be a crazy cat lady without any cats.

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squizzlebee 19

Sure you can! I'd definitely be a crazy cat lady but I'm allergic unfortunately >< so I call myself one in spirit

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Moskaaa7 26

This post could have been written by me! I feel you, OP.

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Magnoxidans 19

When your profile picture contains a silhouette of a cat, you know you're being serious

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swervelol 28

I don't see why you consider yourself a crazy cat lady without any cats. A crazy single lady is more like it!

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mermaidkeels 26

Hmm, all I see are solutions to your current situation. You have a variety of options ranging from-getting a cat, boyfriend/girlfriend, telling your mom your reasons for being single/to mind her own business, or continue living your life without the responsibility of feeding a cat/boyfriend. Best of luck, OP!

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socialproduct 19

I recommend getting a cat and a boyfriend and let the boyfriend feed the cat.

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Soverain 15

Why is there such a stigma against being single in our society? It takes time finding the right person for you.

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Rabite 28

Or maybe you aren't even looking for the "right person" and just wanna have fun.

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socialproduct 19

So based on this FML we can conclude that: Crazy Cat Lady - Cats = Lesbian I had no idea.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Been there OP. I didn't date until I met my girlfriend, now wife, at the age of 25. My parents even went so far as to buy me a book titled "I Kissed Dating Goodbye".

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manuwish 9

whuuuuut? ..so now crazy cat ladies aren't entitled to having a boyfriend? And not being into cats or meaningless sex makes you lesbian? what the..

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tigeresscrazy 12

Sounds like me but in my case I've never brought a guy home lol

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