Nice

By Username - 07/08/2011 08:08 - Reserved

Spicy
Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 375
You deserved it 2 615

Same thing different taste

Top comments

heartbrakej 0

well that was nice of them to apologize

Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.

Comments

I feel for you. I too have to live with this shit every night. A man just can't get his sleep no more.

TheVofStee 0

At least they apologized lol don't be jealous because you weren't getting any haha jk :)

What a pity, you should have asked to join them. Theres always next time ;)

What you do is sneak in, with a video camera (not actually filming) then scare them by jumping out or bursting in the room, then blackmail them to shut it or you'll put the "video" online. Trust me it works!

gptrash420 0

If you're gonna do that you might as well just ******* record it.

gptrash420 0

next time instead of crying, get off your ball-less ass and slam your unit in her mouth to make her shut up. You still won't get any sleep, but hey, at least you'll get your load swallowed.

MetalMayhem 2

Toss a load on his gf while they're sleeping!

nicole2246 8

After you had just said you were kept up ALL night, why would you say they woke you up?!

Do the samething to him but get a girl that makes more noes m