Nice

By Username - 07/08/2011 08:08 - Reserved

Spicy
Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
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heartbrakej 0

well that was nice of them to apologize

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Crlnprz 11

Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.

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hidrox94 5

If you were kept awake, then why did you have to be woken up?

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Sirin_fml 46

Because the OP was kept awake all NIGHT. The crack of dawn is in the morning.

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bullrider92 19

If they kept you up all night,how did they wake you up to apologize?

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badactor009 0

Lucky for you I am here to help. Hit the easy button, we got this one in the bag. Record them next time and play it back for guests in front of them. Track down their friends and play it for everyone THEY know. Play it back on full volume when you hear them again. Create a sound file, loop it and whenever you see either of them, keep playing back the most embarrassing parts over and over and over... Play it back whenever you see one of them. Make a ring tone out of their noise and use it for them. Send their sounds to them as an attachment via email. Write down the dialog, print it and put that up, hand it out and send it to them and others via email with the attached sound file, giving them full credit for the performance. Get the picture?

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heartbrakej 0

I read all of that

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eminemchick 19

u call that the "easy" button?

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SolemnlyLove 7

sounds like a lot of shit to go through, doubt its worth it

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jobsman99 0

she could have given you a ******** for the inconvenience. actually so could he I guess. she should have had sexual intercourse with you a few times.

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badactor009 0

If you follow my previous advice, your house-mate and his girl friend will have something to write an FML about.

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TKello 6

At least they tried to be polite...Don't worry though. When you get your own girlfriend you can be JUST as loud as they can. :3 Who knows, maybe you guys can host "Moaning Wars" and whoever is the loudest gets to be the one that deals with the Cops when they're called because of how noisy you two couples are being.

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Sithis23 0

How did they wake you up if you were up all night? Just curious

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