Night snack

By adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Leiden

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 030
You deserved it 3 743
Valentine's Day: Love and Maladresse
Discover romantic anecdotes with a touch of awkwardness - because nothing expresses love better than a little discomfort! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

hannahsnyder69 16

You might want to set up a video camera to see what's going on

124 2

Comments

FlyingPie 17

Maybe someone planted drugs in your food? Hopefully you'll find a solution that's dirt-cheap.

2 5
bella_bunz0415 10

Might wanna figure out how to deal with stress I know with me I only sleep walk when when I'm stressed

2 1
buckdharma 37

If you want to eat it you're supposed to make brownies.

7 1
happyturtle 16

nickname is the key in this story! made me laugh. :)

3 1
little_one1 14

Oh my god that is probably worst case scenario next to attempting to eat a doberman or rotty as mentioned earlier.

0 1
worldclassrager 39

Hide the plants...or lock yourself up...it seems drastic but it helps...

0 1
baby4mommy 27

Hmmmm I think sleepwalking plants might be an equally valid theory.

0 0
chocolatefrog28 29

Plants vs. Zombies pro level, nicely done.

1 0
MortenM 17

Yup. All the reason in the to make that reference a fifth time.

0 1
chocolatefrog28 29

And all the lacking in an actual sentence to be pithy. Maybe next time, slugger.

1 0
mindception 9

I've woken up on my iPod on Facebook 3 times. I got through my pass code and pushed on the app all in my sleep...

0 2
little_one1 14

At least you aren't out robbing banks or shooting people in your sleep! The only thing you're murdering is your oral hygene!

1 0