Intimacy, Health and Family: Great mom you got there

Great mom you got there

By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 05:01

Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML

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By CollegeKid - 22/01/2017 22:00

Today, I was in the hospital for 12 hours with unbearable stomach pain. Apparently I have a horrible infection in my intestines and colon. My mom is now accusing me of having anal sex and allowing a man to ejaculate into my bum. My great-grandma believes her. FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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Thanks for sharing

By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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Apocalypse Now

By dacara6415 - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with a kidney infection; the symptoms include nausea and having to pee every five minutes. I had to walk six miles in the pouring rain to pick up the medication, peed in the woods twice, got honked at while throwing up on the road, and my boyfriend told me not to complain. FML

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Are you?

By lxygrl - 20/07/2019 13:07 - United States - Phenix City

Today, I was told I have kidney stones, kidney infections, and a bladder infection and that I have to get admitted into the hospital. I let my boss know, and she replied, "But you're still coming in for your shift tonight, right?" FML

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Broken healthcare

By ittybittyannie - 08/01/2022 02:59 - Australia - Spring Hill

Today, I have a severe infection. The last doctor I saw was in the ER and he gave me antibiotics ineffective against what I have, and sent me home. The doctor before that gave me a dose of antibiotics you’d give a toddler, so they didn’t work either. It has spread to my kidneys and I should’ve been admitted to hospital. FML

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coius 23

Saturday 13 February 2021 15:03

Leave some pamphlets at her home for some shitty nursing homes. If she asks, say you are just researching where to drop the bitch of a mother at when she gets old, as she burns her bridges and you don’t want to be stuck caring for her ass. Especially since she’s a bitch for no reason. Make sure these homes have multiple violations. Bonus if shut down before, or were in news for elder abuse with charges filed.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 13 February 2021 5:56

If the tables turn, let her overhear the words "do not resuscitate". Or refuse to buy her gifts for her birthday/Mother's Day/Christmas.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 13 February 2021 5:56

If the tables turn, let her overhear the words "do not resuscitate". Or refuse to buy her gifts for her birthday/Mother's Day/Christmas.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Saturday 13 February 2021 8:31

Um are you a minor? Cause that sounds like she just left. How did you get home?

coius 23

Saturday 13 February 2021 15:03

alex_jaguara 32

Saturday 13 February 2021 23:00

She's jumping to conclusions like hurdles champion on the olympics.

mecaslender 5

Sunday 14 February 2021 1:15

Woulda popped that bitch like a zit

mando 10

Sunday 14 February 2021 3:09

I'm sorry for anyone who has to deal with this treatment. Please don't let this lower your self esteem. You are pretty much better off without someone so vile.