Intimacy and Sex: The man don't give a ****

The man don't give a ****

By Nachos4lifs - 08/11/2019 01:00

Today, after years of pretty much no sex from my long term partner, I admitted I was having dreams about sex with other people, hoping to get a reaction from him. However, he didn't react at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 19:19 - Botswana - Francistown

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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Nervous nelly

By Anonymous - 15/04/2020 05:00

Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML

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By Light Sleeper - 14/10/2012 04:24 - United States - Evansville

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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Get it on, bang a gong

By DrySpellcaster - 07/10/2020 16:57

Today, it’s been so long since I’ve had sex, even my wet dreams are about doing it solo. FML

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Doesn't matter, had sex

By Anonymous - 22/07/2023 21:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML

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Frustrated

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML

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Benny Goodman classic

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:00 - United States

Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML

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By nolove - 14/11/2012 10:36 - Australia

Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML

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Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

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TCRII 29

Friday 8 November 2019 1:06

You need to have a very direct conversation about your wants and needs. Counseling (couples or individual) may help as well.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 8 November 2019 1:29

Long-term partner ... or roommate? :-(

Comments

TCRII 29

Friday 8 November 2019 1:06

You need to have a very direct conversation about your wants and needs. Counseling (couples or individual) may help as well.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 8 November 2019 1:29

Long-term partner ... or roommate? :-(

ahabsfan 14

Friday 8 November 2019 3:21

Did they mention that you may be fat?

Sinshine 28

Friday 8 November 2019 4:24

What reaction do you want? It's dreams. You can't control what you dream about and being upset about someone's dreams would be stupid.

Mathalamus 24

Friday 8 November 2019 13:18

You are correct. It's just a dream.

ZealousR47 4

Sunday 10 November 2019 2:02

did you miss the part where theyve barely been intimate for years?

Sinshine 28

Sunday 10 November 2019 7:33

No I didn't, and that sucks for her. But that doesn't change anything about the dream or the response to the dream.

paranoidaf 7

Friday 8 November 2019 6:17

sieze the moment

shannon2348 14

Friday 8 November 2019 15:44

I think the fact that you've gone years with him not interested is your first clue your relationship has big issues. Maybe you should talk to each other. why stay in a relationship where neither of you are happy.