Cars, Thief and Transportation: Ninja move

Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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You deserved it 39 652

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 313

You deserved it 2 487

By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 319

You deserved it 906

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By KeithFFS - 21/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 104

You deserved it 509

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 514

You deserved it 2 174

By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 717

You deserved it 6 609

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By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 137

You deserved it 3 398

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 631

You deserved it 1 764

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 419

You deserved it 26 403

By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 142

You deserved it 9 764

By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 333

You deserved it 33 562

lizzzie_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:54

YDI on two counts: For just shutting off the alarm without looking. And for leaving your purse in sight in the first place. Idiot.

SweetieLish 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:49

Why wouldn't you have just taken your purse with you? I always take my purse with me, because I'm always afraid someone's going to steal it!

Comments

Amb3rDucki3 12

Wednesday 28 October 2009 7:25

Why on earth would you ever leave your purse in your car?

foodlover123 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:21

omg really this is why people invented car alarms!!!! so we avoid gettin our stuff stolen!!! and really why leave ur purse in the car take it with u!!!!!!!

msjd 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 13:48

that really sux but y yyyyyy would u not at least glance at ur car to make sure? also, y would u leave ur purse/money in the car?!?! that's like the #1 thing to never ever do even if ur only going to be gone a second!!!!

Butterfly_Kisses_fml 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 4:20

that's what's so stupid about alarms, if they are no big deal and we don't pay attention to them when they go off, how are they supposed to keep us safe

Redde 6

Friday 20 March 2015 7:35

More like people are the stupid ones, not the alarms.

Sniper3000 0

Friday 12 March 2010 5:20

jeez u ppl have no sympathy..... srry op...

darkangel47 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 7:18

ydi for not even looking

hellokeroppi 5

Tuesday 13 April 2010 11:13

to bad you weren't at the bank

CubanBaybee 2

Friday 7 May 2010 4:37

um don't ever leave your purse in the car..?

MrSniper011 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:31

Why do these people own cars?

starberries 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 3:18

#39, yes she did deserve it. I wouldn't think of leaving my purse in the car. It doesn't matter if you need it; you just don't take that risk. Is it fair that we have to be conscious of theft? No, maybe not. But that is the way the world works. Just because you think it shouldn't be that way doesn't mean you ignore that it IS that way. I shouldn't have to lock my door when I leave my house, because people should not break in and take my things. But I still do it, because I'm not a ******* dumbass.