Miscellaneous: Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By neednewshoes - 07/12/2017 01:30

Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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MiseryMan 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:19

It is typical for some animals to use the smell of their own urine and feces to attract a mate. The smell is a sort of biological turn on. OP should see if this theory works for humans too.

picturetaker 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:24

YDI for being lazy. and wouldn't you notice if someone didn't flush?

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jcdenton 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:14

Hope it wasn't a white shirt.

canadapwns 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 4:43

hahah fyll

MiseryMan 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:19

It is typical for some animals to use the smell of their own urine and feces to attract a mate. The smell is a sort of biological turn on. OP should see if this theory works for humans too.

gummydragon 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:23

It's not about what did happen, it's what could've happened. You could of caught it which probably would have made your day.

picturetaker 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:24

YDI for being lazy. and wouldn't you notice if someone didn't flush?

Sparkey 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:49

I'm thinking it was she who didn't flush

jewjewbee 6

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:24

You were changing your shirt. So you could just put on the old shirt. Unless you dropped that in the toilet too...

sexymessy 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 10:28

Yeah as long as you have another shirt you should be okay..I would just leave the other shirt it's not worth it!!

peppi_1 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:27

hahaha this has happened to me. i just put it in the washing basket. living at home ftw.

FMLisFAKE 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:39

That was pretty shitty.

WonderBlunder 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:44

Something wrong with your nose?

lorenzopcordova 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 10:04

Eeeeewww, there were turds in there?!

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 24 October 2009 10:17

No, there was a miscarried toilet-baby. OP was obviously at a McDonalds when this happened.

Maxine17 8

Saturday 24 October 2009 10:42

I'm now scared to use Mcdonalds toilets D:

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 24 October 2009 11:04

I'm scared of McDonalds, period.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 24 October 2009 11:15

How come? McDonalds has awesome stuff to munch on... like the 10 piece aborted McFoeti. omnomnom crunchyyy wit dat barbecue sauce :D Haven't you heard about the Spicy Fetus Mc'Bortion?!