Cars, Thief and Transportation: Ninja move

Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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You deserved it 39 652

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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You deserved it 2 487

By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By KeithFFS - 21/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 509

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 174

By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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You deserved it 6 609

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By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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You deserved it 1 764

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 26 403

By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 142

You deserved it 9 764

By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 33 562

lizzzie_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:54

YDI on two counts: For just shutting off the alarm without looking. And for leaving your purse in sight in the first place. Idiot.

SweetieLish 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:49

Why wouldn't you have just taken your purse with you? I always take my purse with me, because I'm always afraid someone's going to steal it!

Comments

rebash09 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:57

OP could have just gone in to mail a letter or buy a stamp. I don't bring my purse in with me every time I mail a letter. And, OP shouldn't have to assume that people are going to steal her stuff. It's not the OP's fault that someone who apparentally lacks any morals what-so-ever broke into her car. So, no she didn't deserve it.

L0VEPiNK07 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 1:58

even if your car alarm goes off for the slightest thing, you should still look just to make sure. and was there no one else around that saw you get out of the car and might've seen someone breaking into it? and why wouldn't you take your purse in? at least put it in your trunk or out of sight next time.

nm22395 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:36

YDI for ignoring a car alarm that is MEANT FOR LETTING YOU KNOW WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS HAPPENING!!! lol

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:58

i hate people who break into cars. i hope they get a staph infection or those nasty HPV warts around their neck.

robor007 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 18:42

totally fake... leaving the purse in the car not hearing the window break shutting off the alarm w/o looking

blastvortex 3

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:10

And you left your purse in the car in plain sight because...

wowyourbeat 0

Monday 26 October 2009 2:58

YDI. i bet you left your purse on the seat to. your alarm goes off, what did you think "oh, its nothing" why have an alarm moron?

EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:09

.....that's why we have alarms, unfortunately, they're not for dumbasses

RatIsKing 0

Monday 26 October 2009 18:39

it's not her fault. 99% of the time the alarm just goes off without warning, and when it does we all usually just ignore it. car alarms are actually pretty pointless if you think qbout how they actually help.

whatsisface 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 18:24

So that's why you get the alarm fixed. It doesn't cost that much people! And still, even if it is broken, CHECK YOUR CAR. I mean, it wasn't like you were about to lose your place in line, you had just walked in!

Redde 6

Friday 20 March 2015 7:33

Yes, it's totally her fault. She could at the very least have taken a look at her car from where she was.

replaceme 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:09

Ok. 1) Why would you NOT take your purse into the post office? 2) If you didn't need anything out of it, why did you leave it there so noticeable? YDI so bad.