Health, School, Pranks, Haircut and Hair: Ninjas are everywhere

if your hair is reallly long and put it a reallly tight ponytail you wouldn't have felt it if they were being careful, and as or the weight true it might have felt a little different but probably not enough to notice

slowitdownletsma 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:40

IT WAS A SOUR PATCH KID!

qwertyuiop142 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:12

haha! OP is a dumbass?? dude.... you cant feel hair. what an ass you are

xthetisx 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 19:25

This is so copying the Paramore video Misery Buisness!

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:24

y would someone do that to u? but wait how did u not notice?

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:22

THOSE DAMNED SOUR PATCH KIDS!

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Today, I tried to talk to my teenage son about healthy masculinity. He said, "Yeah Mom, I know. Lift weights and eat red meat and fish. Can I go?" Not what I meant at all. FML

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Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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Today, I went to a restaurant in a casino, thinking I wouldn’t have to deal with any kids. There was one family with rowdy toddlers and a baby, all crying and being loud. Guess where the restaurant seated us? There goes my child-free outing. FML

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Today, my husband thinks I stopped wearing underwear to be sexy. Truth is, I’ve gained so much weight during quarantine that even my granny panties no longer fit. FML

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Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML

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