Animals: No good deed…

No good deed…

By oops - 04/12/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML

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By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada

Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

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By foreverDark - 14/05/2012 12:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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Mothman is real

By NOT THE BEES...oh - 29/08/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML

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By baconandkittens - 26/02/2012 03:13 - United States

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

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My finest hour

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I finally conquered my fear of spiders by catching one in a cup and releasing it outside. Feeling proud of my bravery, I proudly showed my accomplishment to my roommate, only to realize it wasn't a spider but a piece of lint. I screamed louder than I would have for a spider. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By romainmain - 16/09/2012 22:50 - France - Charleville-m?zi?res

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

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suaveneanderthal 0

Friday 4 December 2009 23:22

what the hell did you think the moth was going to do? Upon seeing your precious air conditioner the moth was supposed to go out and buy you a new one? "The moth flew away" what a great way to end that story, i was expecting it to suck your balls in gratitude, not selfishly get the **** away from the place that it had first been trapped and then had been freed by a ****** giant.

teiso_fml 0

Friday 4 December 2009 23:17

Why is the life of the moth more valuable than the life of the spider?

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redshortsx 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 1:17

that's cheap and YDI for caring about a damn moth

lovexinstead 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 1:35

It was just nature's way of saying 'YDI for messing with the great chain of being'. Moral is: don't mess with fate. lolol

FreddyLunch 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 1:36

Next time don't **** with the food chain.

Ambi_Sinistrous 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 1:55

Way to steal food from a poor spider.

youaredumb 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 1:55

you deserved it for being a ******* idiot. Its just a stupid moth!

pickle2727 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 2:08

I just wanted to let you know I created an FML acct. today just to tell you I LOL'ed at your comment, thank you. :)

youaredumb 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 2:33

I created an acct today just to tell that person their a ******* idiot

crushedrose3 6

Saturday 5 December 2009 2:10

let nature do its thing lol.

pickle2727 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 2:12

In order to save the moth's life, you indirectly put people below you, walking on the sidewalk, at risk of...you know...death or injury.

Musickal 16

Monday 11 January 2010 7:53

This. These were my precise thoughts. Thank you! Also, having never posted a comment here before, I'm really amused by the whole "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." suggestion, in relation to the comments on this FML in particular.

AngelRaven89 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 2:45

You know, spiders need food too. How would you like it if someone took your lobster and set it free back in the ocean? YDI for being a complete moron. How could you open the window and not notice or even think about your air conditioner?