No one messes with Ben and/or Jerry

By Keith - 07/08/2024 22:00 - Ireland

Today, I was instructed to tell my niece a bedtime story, so I made up a story where they come down to Earth and steal all the ice cream. Suddenly, she burst into tears and ran to her mom, screaming, "The aliens are coming! Save the ice cream!" Now, I'm banned from bedtime storytelling. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I think I’m telling this story to my daughter this weekend.

When my children were little growing up I used to read a bedtime story from a favorite book. And sometimes I made up stories too… Some children (and adults) seem to be unusually fragile emotionally. I don’t really understand why that is - sometimes it might be because they’ve been too sheltered, and sometimes it is because they’re been exposed to trauma, and sometimes it’s just an inherent quirk of their personality…

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I mean that could be a good thing, id count this as a win since u get outta bedtime stories now 😂

I immediately pictured Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons. You should write it down and try to get it published.