Kids: Incoming!

Incoming!

By mvgirl - 22/10/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 5 598

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By HitbyIce - 07/02/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 015

You deserved it 2 841

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By Grossed out - 10/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 256

You deserved it 99

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 081

You deserved it 9 583

By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 663

You deserved it 5 009

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 233

You deserved it 7 973

By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 231

You deserved it 3 444

By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger". Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 621

You deserved it 6 931

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 767

You deserved it 52 228

By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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You deserved it 12 911

By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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You deserved it 48 205

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:10

Aw, that's so awful! The things kids do these days... Wasting good ice cream. It's unbelievable.

Pedo_Bear_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 21:27

How old would you say they were? Just curious.

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:10

Aw, that's so awful! The things kids do these days... Wasting good ice cream. It's unbelievable.

Zhejan 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:47

It's crumbelievable.

dcbog123 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:01

Omg i hope that it wasnt chocolate ice cream >:O

Zezing 0

Friday 23 October 2009 9:19

haha oh the crumbs :) ps- Ydi for being fat, now eat your icecream!

krazygirl100 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 16:33

pwnd bitch lol fat lady

jennjdub 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:10

Free ice cream!!! :D

skylerp101 7

Monday 11 November 2013 4:35

#54 ps. Your a asshole

klpryde 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:14

Wow! Nice Shot!

Njtorres 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:14

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popoman 0

Friday 23 October 2009 3:53

Boom, cumshot!

bleedinginside 0

Friday 12 March 2010 4:26

popo man more like.......

mercedeslove 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:14

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allysonnn 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 23:56

ooooh no no no!!

RubyRedHead 0

Monday 24 October 2011 22:29

What a joke.

ejrpeanut 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 7:28

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?! You were a kid once too you know

alex_mu 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:17

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AnaMaree 0

Friday 23 October 2009 2:42

If I were the OP I would've ate it

totalsoccerfan 0

Friday 23 October 2009 2:53

Kids these days? WTF is better about kids from the old days?

ilovemyflaws 0

Friday 26 August 2011 0:58

she IS a chick. What the heck do you mean by "looks like a chick"?

perdix 29

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:19

What precision! They managed to hit your tiny, little head, instead of your voluminous rolls of fat. Hey, man, nice shot! Fatty!

WhackTheJackal 22

Wednesday 18 March 2015 5:41

Wow, asshole.

Jennandco 25

Tuesday 14 April 2015 19:20

Why'd you have to be such a prick?

around_the_world 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:20

Stupid kids.

Bright_Lights 14

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:24

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Bright_Lights 14

Friday 23 October 2009 17:50

Oh dear you're all pathetic for marking my comment negative. Losers.

AdviceDog 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:30

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_Naboo_ 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:34

AdviceDog gives good advice. I'd listen to him if I were you.

spellfire 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 20:31

Luckily it wasn't a brick. Very young kids don't have a full grasp on reality, but they still have enough strength to play a game of dropping something heavy from a very great height on the "tiny toy" people below.