No refunds

By minaaaaajftw - 13/07/2012 20:13 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 735
You deserved it 37 766

Same thing different taste

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You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.

Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...

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papaya24_ 2

Ask if you can pay him in sausage!

You actually particularly seek out sausage when you're drunk? Freud might have had something to say about that.

I'm glad they didn't, stupidity shouldn't be rewarded...be able to handle your liquor or don't consume it

It's sausage, you don't get to take groceries back unless there is something wrong with them.... Like they were past the sell by date, or you just needed to exchange them for a different kind. Ydi for going to the grocery store drunk in the first place, it's never a good idea unless you're only buying something you need right then.

DasHaas 9

Whenever I read "I drunkenly" in a FML, I immediately hit "You deserved it".

GlitterAngel 8

You're a silly sausage then!

By a few bags of buns and sell some hotdogs on the street XD