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By dontgivemechecks - 16/03/2020 14:00
"Hey um yeah I'm gonna be a little late on rent this month.... Will you accost sausage as a valid form of payment?"
I know. I replied to my comment and corrected it, but my damn iPhone app put it down at 12.
I'd take the option of 'nothing at all.'
I'd say it should have been condoms.
It probably could have been something else if op wasn't drunk. But then again, it wouldn't be an fml if that was the case.
Control your drinking. That's the point of the phrase "drink responsibly."
Everything's ok when as long as you have your health right?! Livin' on the road with sausages is the way to go!
89- Well good thing it wasn't sausages AND condoms. Even someone that is drunk is going to get strange looks with that combination.
You specifically crave sausage when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.
Thanks, couldn't read it the first time
You and 8 have something in common
Nah, my app is ****** up and it wasn't showing.
That sucks sausage .
I didn't get the joke.
4 is the joke
*Checks 3 pages of comments* Nope, this one was the second-worst. Here's the first: 110 by Vynoshit: "Sounds like a wiener situation." The other comments were jabs at his profile, which says "Love parties, hate strings attached". That alone screams virginity, not that there's anything wrong with being a virgin. Just don't act like you're a pimp fresh out of elementary school.
It could be a troll.
He's Canadian explains everything!!
You don't take stuff like that back! Geez.
Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...
I see a log cabin of wieners in your future...
12 - I don't.
On the bright side, now you have enough sausages to last for weeks!
Lucky it wasn't herring
Sausage partyyyyyyy! Btw I hope you can still pay your rent. At least you will always have a full stomach with protein and fat this month. :p
He might not be able to pay rent but he definitely won't go hungry.
That sucks xD
Yes, that is what I usually do with my sausages....
Does it, now?
Sausages for everyone! A hot dog stand? Sell them for rent. Who knows you might do it for a living.
You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.
He'd probably be on drunk op's side. His morals were also.....questionable.....
I think OP should focus on the free sausages out there when drunk. ;) Lol.
At least it wasn't 4 bags
I don't think it's working
Again?
No the first was by accident.
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You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.
Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...