No refunds

By minaaaaajftw - 13/07/2012 20:13 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML
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redreynard 14

You crave unusual amounts of wiener when you're drunk? Freud would probably have something to say about that.

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hinchkongfang 0

Yeah, sure I'll let you return your drunken sausage purchase, that was probably not refrigerated and could have been ANYWHERE until this morning. Here's a good idea, buy a heap of buns, and some tomato sauce, and sell them to people. You'll have enough to pay your rent, and maybe some profit... Just do it tonight when there are drunken people around, they'll buy anything...

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Herculesninja27 5

Lmao! I laughed so hard! Atleast you Didn't get payed in gum by your boss like the other guy a couple days ago haha

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kimg0885 23

They should team up. One could sell sausages and the other gum. Maybe they could split it? Ya know, so they have only half a crap- load of each.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Shit happens when you party hard.

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kimg0885 23

What kind of sausages were they? Like the breakfast Farmer John type?or like hotdog sausages? That kinda makes a difference just cuz the breakfast one is usually cheaper? I guess what I'm getting to is I'm just curious how much sausage you can stuff in 3 bags? What was your total? I saw this show called extreme couponing you should watch it. Next time you can get all your sausage for FREE!!!!!!!

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kiraleann 16

Most grocery stores won't let you return food, particularly not perishable food. But maybe you'll think about this next time you drink so that you can cut yourself off at a reasonable point to avoid a similar situation.

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monstersocks 5

that would suck if you are a vegetarian. lol i would try selling them like others are suggesting. best of luck.

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wubbazugg 5

With a name like that, you deserve all the crap you bring on yourself.

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briel1995 11

You don't have money to waste on food, but you have money to waste on getting drunk?

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MINETURTLExD 0

Drunken Epic Mealtime perhaps? Hmmmm?;)

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spottyblanket 8

You moan about rent but you had enough to drink yourself into a state where you had no idea what you were doing, anything could have happend to you. Why get yourself into that state in the first place? It isn't cool or anything, it is childish.

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Sanch101 7

Of course he would not refund you. He has no idea how you stored them and if he sold them on when improperly stored resulting in illness he would be liable for selling the product. Also do not get so drunk you spend your rent on sausage.

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