At least you wont go hungry. Cook and sell. Problem solved. ^-^

The best part of being drunk is finding out how much fun you had the night before.

he was right not to refund them, you could have injected them with poison for all he knows.

Most people bring home the bacon to pay the rent but maybe, just maybe, you could negotiate the rent with your landlord by using your abundance of newly acquired tasty pork treats.

Am I the only one who's confused how three bags of sausage would completely screw up his ability to pay his rent? I highly doubt that that would set him back much

At least you'll have food to eat while you're out on the streets, OP. :]

I hope your not talking about sex...wrong genders drunken thought(maybe not i guess w.e floats your boat)

I don't think he'd take something like that back

Take it to a diff grocery store of the same chain? They won't know you there?

Have a cook out on the street. Make some money