Love: No thanks

No thanks

By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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By Joshua Diamond - 14/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I phoned my ex, who I only broke up with a week ago. I then told her about the song I'd written about her. I have written a song, but it's shite and I would die of embarrassment if I ever had to play it to her. I’ll have to play it to her and confess my simpy, wet ways. FML

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My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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Tainted Love

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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Nice try

By sweet2u22 - 27/02/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

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Ed Shitran

By Lucky Willis - 16/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Sebring

Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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Sunday 29 May 2011 0:02

Ex-boyfriend? what the hell? You deserve better.

herrobear 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:52

That's enough of these confessing feelings to someone who barely knows you. Enough. In order to avoid this FML, instead of recording a song, buying a whole bunch of flowers candies and stuffed animals, driving across the country, renting billboard space, sticky noting cars, or doing anything of the such, go up to the girl and say, "hey, I've thought you were cute for a while now and I was wondering if I could maybe get your number." If she says no, move on.

Comments

russell61 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 3:47

Ex-boyfriend? you should have kicked his ass and told her kiss your butt. That was plain sorry a heartless to do that.

RuskiManBearPig 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 4:34

why can't you SAY how you feel and say "I WOULD LIKE YOU BUT YOUR A BITCH"

jc10189 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 4:34

you shouldn't have been a man wuss and proclaimed your love for her. common man no one likes soft guys.

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:09

nah they love bandana wearing morons in wife beaters. cos nothing screams class like wrapping a handkerchief around your head.

ClussmyLilFreak 9

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:06

Whether or not he's soft, it's the thought that counts. That's ****** up. Seriously. They're assholes, it's even hard to believe. I mean.. who the hell does that?! If I'd gotten your song - even if your singing sucks, I'd appreciate it SO... MUCH. Knowing you're serious about it. I mean.. it's not everyday a girl gets a love song written for her by someone. Move on, man. Even if she's hot. She's the biggest asshole I'd ever heard of.

tjsomethin 9

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:28

At least he didnt use splash

summermadness 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:37

Pokemon reference FTW.

bigred7070 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:54

Then act a fool.

Saluton 18

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:48

Who cares about what you feel? If you knocked her ex out, she would have probably thought you're cool. Love songs are fairy tales, no one believes them nowadays.