Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 174
You deserved it 90 737

Same thing different taste

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bad idea to do that with parents in the house

Chaith 16

His Mom expected exactly that. That's why she announced herself. Still doesn't take the edge off, that's embarrassing.

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Chaith 16

Wrong thread, no pancakes here. :(

If you are going to have sex at a significant others house who still lievs with their parents then you 100% deserve to get caught. bottom line.

#56 - as someone who has long since left her parents house I can tell you right now that NORMALLY it is completely disrespectful to the parents. Yes the parents are sexually active but it is their home. Now the mom probably doesn't mind because she knew she was in there. I give you that, but it doesn't takea way from the FML. It just makes the OP more deserving of the embarrassment. When you're older and you are ither thinking about having kids or have kids, you'll realize that too. It is inappropriate. AND while they could be older than my assumption... im guessing the chick is still in high school. WAY inappropriate. Im happy they can be open about their sexual encounters with their parents so I'll assume they are safer than kids that hide it and dont know what they are doing... but at least put your effin clothes back on so when you wake up, you aren't butt neked in the bed that THEY purchased. When you are being provided for, you abide by the rules of that house...

THTB 3

Lol @ Zooma's e-asshole attitude. People like that are full of fail. Why is it everyone tries to pull out the "M11 OP1NYUNZ!" card everytime they get called out for being a douche behind their computer screen? So stupid. Anyway, that sucks, but from the way it seems, the mom really didn't care too much. I bet 5 bucks she high-fived her son. XD

#65 **** you just because your ugly and your still a virgin... go back under your rock **** you

#66 you make a fair point, but I don't think a parent who is against their child having sex in their house would be any happier about them doing it anywhere else. In my eyes, you're either happy for your child to be having sex, or you're not. After that, the place shouldn't matter. Age and commitment should be the factors for deciding, not location. You said about abiding by the rules of the house - the mother's flippancy suggests that pre-marital sex is not breaking the rules of the house. The homeowner sets the rules and the boundaries of what is respectful and what is not. Clearly, this matter was acceptable to them. I maintain that, in this instance, nothing disrespectful was done. Opinion.

Zooma_fml 0

Look, xoxowhatever. I'm quite glad you have a college life, in fact, I'm genuinely happy for you. Well, in case you were wondering, I'm a high school student, with a girlfriend, who likes to have a little fun now and then commenting and expressing my opinion. I do, in fact, have a life, so please ******* stop calling me out and get your own ******* life, you pathetic idiot asshole fuckhead. (Better vocab? :)) Thanks- Zooma

my bfs mom walked in wihout saing anything...me in my tank and panties and him spraled out in boxers. i got a message the next day saying she was sorry she thought we were asleep and was going to wake us up...FML

erikalynne09 0

that sounds familiar. my boyfriend lives with his older sister. we were on the floor going at it and she walked in to offer cookies to us that her sister made. she closed the door for a minute, then opened it back up and asked again if we wanted cookies, and sat there talking to us while we were completely naked..

theoldGP 0

thats totally not an FML. please it would have been obvious anyways...