Intimacy: Nobody's fooled

Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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By gir - 14/07/2011 19:35 - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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jack6179 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:28

bad idea to do that with parents in the house

Chaith 16

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:35

His Mom expected exactly that. That's why she announced herself. Still doesn't take the edge off, that's embarrassing.

Comments

BB_baby 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:19

zooma your giving yourself to much credit..people aren't following your posts as much as they enjoy reading comments on the FML's and notice yours and the fact that you go back and check on all the FML's you post on(which it seems like from your multiple comments) proves what everyone is saying that you have no life and btw don't bother replying to this I probably wont read the comments on this FML again

lpaul49 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:06

Okay first of all, to everyone saying that it's really strange, unthinkable even, to have sex in a house when parents, etc. are home: it's not. People, no matter what age, do it all the time, most of us just don't have these awkward situations. That being said, the only thing that I find odd in this FML is that there is no mention whatsoever of the boyfriend. I'm curious as to where he was during all this because, the way the FML is told, it makes it sound like you're alone.

patrickhb 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:27

Everyone is waaaaaay over-reacting to this - a) it's not wrong or uncommon to have sex in your parents' house, or the house of any relative you live with. Perhaps any stigma you may have would be down to immaturity. Don't you think the parents are probably sexually active as well? She didn't react badly, so she shouldn't have a problem. b) whoever said the parents had been home when they had sex? They may have had sex the night before - perhaps the parents had been out. Just everyone, stop jumping to conclusions, and open your minds a little.

xoxowhatever 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 12:40

ok zooma this will be my last comment to you because this fml isnt about you and me, its about a girl who ran into an awkward situation. and i agree with #54, you do give yourself way too much credit. i am not following you IDIOT, i just noticed that i see your name A LOT to everyones fmls. yeah i comment every now and then but i do have a life. im a full time college student and a waitress with a boyfriend and plenty of friends. i do have a life outside of trying to make everyone else feel like shit on fml. good luck in finding a new vocab!