Intimacy: Nobody's fooled

Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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You deserved it 90 737

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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You deserved it 8 376

By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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You deserved it 7 932

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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You deserved it 8 945

Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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You deserved it 258

By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 29 644

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 046

You deserved it 45 872

By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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You deserved it 37 101

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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You deserved it 33 479

So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 6 059

By gir - 14/07/2011 19:35 - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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You deserved it 97 466

jack6179 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:28

bad idea to do that with parents in the house

Chaith 16

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:35

His Mom expected exactly that. That's why she announced herself. Still doesn't take the edge off, that's embarrassing.

Comments

generalsmith2 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:38

who the f*** cares whether he "flames creatively" #30 you moron. he is just sayin what he thinks. gah wth. whats wrong with you?

Zooma_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:42

Dear imthepsycho, I'm glad to see that you've also been following my posts. Once again I'm quite flattered and appreciate the respect you've been giving me. I must, however, disagree with your comment that my remarks are "tasteless." I, in fact, only post my true opinion on peoples "FML's," and I must negate that I am not creative. This website is just an outlet for people to express their opinions on matters, and you have absolutely NO right to insult mine. Clearly you're the asshole with no life since you felt the need to express your opinion on my remarks. You're an absolute, utterly complete, idiot. Thanks again- Zooma

Chaith 16

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:46

Can you two just E-mail it? I mean, you already have it in letter format and all.

wtf_Ihaveanacct 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:49

Zooma wins!

generalsmith2 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:00

awwww wahhhh :'( zooma is a meany! go cry into a grenade douchebag!

Callyn 47

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:05

It sucks that she walked in, but it doesn't sound like she cares. You're lucky that she doesn't, many parents are far to crazy about sex. Feel happy that your boyfriend has cool parents.

neopets 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:12

smooth

weewoo12 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:17

haha #34, it is quite odd that you two are putting it in letter format, u dont have to put ur name at the bottom, we all see who u are and #22 hahaha, its okay, the mom just thought that she was cold and cuddled up with blankets in her boyfriends bed.....

122vanessa122 5

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:22

SMOOTH. lmfao. what a whoreee. :) the mom would be very nice tho...not freaking out :/ ? && lmfao, there a fights on FML? wow. ppl, GET A LIFEE. :)

xoxowhatever 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:23

hahaha yeah....being walked-in on totally blows. i feel your pain. and i agree with everyone who thinks zooma is an ass.... i read one of your comments about the kid who tried out for chorus. at-least the kid is out there doing real things in stead os making fun of everyone on fml....lame-o. go ahead call me an idiot. ever heard of a thesaurus? it might come in handy for you.