Kids, Music and Love: Noise annoys

Noise annoys

By tyler - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I'd asked this girl I'm interested in to come with me, and she insisted that she had to bring her two year-old son with us. I'd told her it was no problem. Ten minutes into it, she said we needed to leave because it was too loud for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 08:07 - Canada

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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KingTaco 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:40

Bringing a two-year-old on what you wanted to be a date? You set yourself up for that one.

cristichica 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:36

You went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. Your life is awesome.

Comments

silverx10 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 13:29

OP, think of this... as a preview of things to come. If you place a concert over potential relationships, well... there you go. Hardly an FML. YDI.

blastvortex 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:05

Something like this was always an expectable result. YDI.

mp73 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 3:44

ever hear of a babysitter?

rockstarK9 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:40

YDI, for going to see a lame ass band like Jacks Mannequin.

njwins86 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:01

I agree, FYL. No reason she should let her crotchfruit ruin your good time.

dread205 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:39

Take a foghorn and blow it in both of their ears. Jackasses.

Minkie00147 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:44

Well you get her you get the kid. So quit bitchin and get used to it, or move on.

chocolaholic 0

Friday 28 May 2010 2:56

Bitches like that who insist on dragging their kids to places where they shouldn't be are stupid.

surrahgreyy 6

Tuesday 15 June 2010 0:58

I would have been soo ****** pissed!!! jacks mannequin is my fav band,.

ZombieKitteh 8

Friday 25 June 2010 3:46

O.O she better have ****** your brains out >=/

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