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By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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You deserved it 5 852

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By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 444

You deserved it 8 785

By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 661

You deserved it 165

By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 09:14 - Taiwan

Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 276

You deserved it 6 801

Bounced

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 027

You deserved it 259

By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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You deserved it 7 171

By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 546

You deserved it 2 767

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 15 162

By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 276

You deserved it 2 206

By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 166

You deserved it 2 216

By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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You deserved it 3 197

warsun 27

Monday 26 May 2014 11:04

That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.

heart_aussie_fml 20

Monday 26 May 2014 11:05

MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...

Comments

warsun 27

Monday 26 May 2014 11:04

That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.

cumberbunny 17

Monday 26 May 2014 12:34

What band was it? I actually really want to know!

Ololo_fml 16

Monday 26 May 2014 14:19

They are bouncers, no wonder OP got bounced by the musicians. At least the music was good, i hope

Rallred32 20

Monday 26 May 2014 16:46

37, what do you mean? Did you even read the FML?

sweetbliss3 37

Monday 26 May 2014 18:11

ex gf i hope, for sure. you don't want to end up with herpes or some other funny disease. and since you witnessed that, I'm wondering what you haven't witnessed. maybe go get tested just in case.

willywonka117 1

Monday 26 May 2014 20:41

Definitely ex gf material...

Jlmstar 4

Tuesday 27 May 2014 3:31

he never said if one of the girls is his girlfriend

KushCrushin89 10

Tuesday 27 May 2014 4:58

Do you have any reading comprehension skills? He said girlfriend, you twat.

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 27 May 2014 5:14

i think what 93 meant was that OP didnt specify on if the girlfriend went on stage. but if she didnt, this probably wouldnt be an FML.

heart_aussie_fml 20

Monday 26 May 2014 11:05

MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 26 May 2014 11:07

Wow. she's easy. Ditch her and bounce off.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Monday 26 May 2014 20:02

#3 I don't know why your comment got down-voted at first as it was very cleverly-written, but it sure made a strong recovery!

nlm92 15

Tuesday 27 May 2014 0:15

#36 if I was with someone yeah I would say no...

shidaddle 11

Monday 26 May 2014 11:07

Looks like you are gunna be free of a disrespectful gf. Hope you are okay :(

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Tuesday 27 May 2014 6:29

#96 *but

PinkkyPek 6

Monday 26 May 2014 11:08

Well not a problem to the bouncers but a one hell of a problem to you. dump her mate

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 6 June 2014 8:37

Yeah, why are you blaming the bouncers again?

norwegianboip 17

Monday 26 May 2014 11:10

Oh man, dump her, move on.

bjhhjh 20

Monday 26 May 2014 11:11

I hope you own the appartment...

A07 48

Monday 26 May 2014 11:14

Atleast now you know that she's not worth it OP.

foxwasalamb 24

Monday 26 May 2014 11:14

havent you heard the phrase "sex drugs n rock n roll" ?

skittycat213 19

Monday 26 May 2014 15:57

Ah but what if the concert wasn't rock? What if, for example, it was a full scale classical orchestra?

buckdharma 37

Monday 26 May 2014 22:09

48- You didn't know how the oboe player kissed. With a pronounced overbite, and he speaks with a lisp. You got his appliance, you got his yolo, While the clarinetist played an awe-inspiring solo. My, my, my, you're once bitten, twice shy, baby.