Kids, Music and Love: Noise annoys

Noise annoys

By tyler - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I'd asked this girl I'm interested in to come with me, and she insisted that she had to bring her two year-old son with us. I'd told her it was no problem. Ten minutes into it, she said we needed to leave because it was too loud for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 08:07 - Canada

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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KingTaco 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:40

Bringing a two-year-old on what you wanted to be a date? You set yourself up for that one.

cristichica 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:36

You went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. Your life is awesome.

Comments

sidvoltaire 0

Friday 19 February 2010 11:36

what a dumb stupid *****. you should bang her and make her cook steak.

FoxyLdy4Life 0

Friday 19 February 2010 12:30

Who hell hell take a 2year old to a concert anyway idiot!! talk about blown ear drums.

fuckelijahslife 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:58

haha, dork! (: nice smooth move, :D

slutbunny 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:51

How stupid is this girl? She should have known that a concert is no place for a 2 yr old.

TattedDownJah 2

Friday 19 February 2010 15:31

Lmao... u should have knowen better though... rule 1, no kids on dates .. lol

LOLomgWTF 0

Friday 19 February 2010 15:57

omg fyl!!! id do anything to see andrew!!!

Polionixon 2

Friday 19 February 2010 16:00

Why would anyone in their right mind even THINK about taking a 2 year old to a concert? retarded

MtlHead 0

Friday 19 February 2010 16:58

Okay you would be a moron for bringing a todler to a concert if it were a real concert. Jacks Mannequin is in NO way a rock concert. Someone said that JM wrote the "sweetest song ever". That is in no way rock. Sweet and rockin don't fit into the same category. I've seen JM refered to as "piano rock" again an oxy moron. I would love to see the people that go to JM try and survive at a real rock concert with a mosh pit. I've seen people come out of mosh pits dazed and confused, bleeding, with broken noses, and even a bleeding eyeball (thank you Korn), and the last REAL rock concert I watched my friend be literaly thrown into the bar get out and go back into the mosh pit. If you like JM i don't care I'm not telling you to like my type of music we all have different tastes, but don't try to sully the good name of Rock n' Roll by calling week music like JM rock.

Machoke 0

Friday 19 February 2010 17:26

I think you're confused.

themixedt4pe 0

Friday 19 February 2010 21:30

That's all true, but it's not just a guy and his piano, there are loud guitars, drums, etc. too. That said, even JM is too loud for a little kid. It's really light as far as "rock" goes (there's a BIG difference between rock and hard rock), but it's certainly loud enough that half the time you can't hear the people you're standing next to (Andrew loves to be LOUD. Do you know about the concert that he paid $3,000 just so he could break the venue's noise ordinance?). That's reallllllly bad for a little kid's ears. I still feel totally sorry for the OP though. JM is my favorite.

ColdGold 6

Friday 19 February 2010 17:04

Answer: a nutjob, a manipulative person, a very bad mother.

GreenYamo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 17:32

Never heard of the band, but EVERY concert is loud as hell. Paul McCartney? Too loud for a 2 year old. Pink Floyd? Too loud for a two year old. She's a dumbass for suggesting it, and you're a dumbass for agreeing to it. I hope her kid has permanent hearing damage.