Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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IW_RIOT 7

That's funny. I probably would have done the same thing.

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martin_martian7 11

Well I guess he is Pac Man! :0

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buckdharma 37

your boyfriend eats pussy like a fat boy eating cake. tell him dont worry theres plenty left.

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Steve95401 49

OP needs to stop trolling for guys at the middle school.

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StanSmith2013 26

Who knows, maybe he was trying to find the resonance frequency of your clit?

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Derpylicious 3

Did you at least get a laugh out of it? If not develop a sense of humor. Then let him know next time that you're after sex and not laughs to prevent this from happening again.

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SwtCherryPie 26

You beat me to it. OP needs to lighten up a bit. If it was your first time receiving, I can understand you were probably nervous and he probably was too. Joking may have been a way for him to calm his nerves even. Either way, lighten up and if you dont like the joking, let him know instead of crying to people on the internet about it.

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aloring 14

Maybe he was just nervous.. Or maybe you seemed nervous so he was trying to make you laugh?

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