Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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TehGinga94 21

That would happen to me. Damn nerdy boyfriends. ;)

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Ray_of_midnight 22

What? I've done this. You have no sense of fun. "C is for ******** and that's good enough for me!"

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Leftoverjello 6

Dines in your fur box and has a sense of humor? You've got a winner.

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Miltonius 15

Tsk tsk. Shame on your BF, OP, for talking with his mouth full. Silly manners.

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redheadedasian 2

I like how it feels when my boyfriend makes lip contact and blows on it, because it feels like a vibrating bullet, but that makes farting noises and kills the mood :(

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witchdoctor1 9

I'd get that checked. Farting vaginas sounds dangerous 0.o. Although its probably just the air he blows escaping. Well...this awkwardly escalated XD

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jfish7 4

God my ex would do this and it was one of the reasons I was happy to get rid of him

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