Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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unknown_user5566 26

Though the words would certainly be quite distracting, I'd imagine the sensation of his mouth moving to form the words would be somewhat pleasurable, right? On the bright side, you now get to make him practice over and over again, until he gets it right. Have fun, OP. :)

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davidmeyer15 3

That's how u would like it done

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BubbleGrunge 18

I'm not sure why you're getting down voted, I guess because "you're a woman, you shouldn't talk about such things," but I fully agree with you!! Some spell their ABCs with their tongue, others speak, as long as you're getting off who cares?

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unknown_user5566 26

36- I'm probably getting thumbed down because I didn't totally side with OP, and didn't call the boyfriend an idiot, etc. Sexual FML stories are more like an opportunity than a true FML; it just means OP has a lot of enjoyable practice ahead of them. I'm a glass half full type of person, I guess. :)

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afropuffjake 9

You can't be too tight down there! What blasphemy do you speak???

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nerdking21 10

But Pedobear always thinks that the tighter it is, the better it is.

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saIty 17

Would you prefer BRRRRWHHHAAARRRGGH?

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saIty 17

I apologize in advance for my chewbacca attempt.

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mfischer 17

Your definition of 'in advance' seems to be a little off.

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ThePK 5

I think the only thing worse than that would be a Tuskan Raider. He'd be raiding them panties alright with his Tuskan war cries.

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witchdoctor1 9

I thought of a bearded man motorboating a girl when I read you comment. I had to laugh

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Ally156 5

Sorry does anyone know what it means when you're commenting and it says anti flood protection?

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saIty 17

Anti: Against Flood: Water Protection: Condom Therefore, I can conclude it means.. OP OP OP BROKEN CONDOM STYLE!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It means you're trying to post too many comments at one time. I think it's supposed to help stop spam messages, maybe.

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FlyingPie 17

I nominate this as the best FML so far today.

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saIty 17

Don't make me come pantless to your house and wave my ferrat around everytime a goal is scored.

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winnerme123 8

If he can't then can I? I'll bring snacks. ;)

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streetracerVC 9

Hahaha this had me on the floor laughing. One of the best FMLs by far.

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florido_fml 10

Be quiet before you discourage him and he wont go down on you again

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naughtylez82 4

He could have pulled away and said smells like tuna. Lighten up and learn to laugh op.

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Pleonasm 35

He could also not have done that. And judging from the FML he didn't. So the point is? Or is OP supposed to be grateful for the turn off because it wasn't worse. I guess in that case she should also be grateful that he didn't smack her upside the head with a used condom or stick gum in her pubes.

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mfischer 17

Oh hush, Pleonasm. Just be glad that your phone still works and that you can read and write well enough to comment coherently. And don't even get me started on how grateful you should be that you didn't spontaneously combust when you woke up this morning.

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