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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Wild allegation

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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Not a Bio major

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

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Non-baby fever

By Anonymous - 01/06/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that my fiancé, with whom I've been with for 10 years, doesn't want to have sex with me because he thinks I'm going to trap him into having a baby. He sees me take my contraceptive pill nightly and knows I was booked in for having a coil fitted before Covid-19 happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

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Yeet it

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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crackyeggy 9

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:06

If you had sex this week it's possible. Sperm lives in the body for a lot longer than you'd expect.

gearhead369 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 0:04

Sex education was lost on this poor soul

Comments

jat_fml 3

Tuesday 12 May 2015 2:03

hes a keeper

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Tuesday 12 May 2015 2:03

It is still very possible to get pregnant while on birth control. That's why it's recommended that you use the pill and a condom.

Lehk 9

Tuesday 12 May 2015 2:11

I hope for your sake he is good looking or big in the pants.

DaBayst 15

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:04

Sex Ed classes can do wonders.

MaydayParadexx 18

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:16

This is why we need better sex ed

Brayyx322 1

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:25

I feel bad for all of you commenting. Sperm can live up to a week inside her. No hope for this country

a1_z9 10

Tuesday 12 May 2015 15:28

Most pills prevent ovulation, unless she's very unlucky and that short dip in the hormones the pill provides causes her to release an egg then it shouldn't matter, there's nothing to fertilise. That said it's best not to take a risk, that's how babies are made!

brvnnx 18

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:37

Sperm can live in your body for up to a week, he is actually has a right to freak out.

Krwman 8

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:53

I find this remarkable--- Scandinavians are reputed to be so much more sophisticated in such matters.

RealSuperSand 21

Tuesday 12 May 2015 3:53

Freaking out for the wrong reason aside, an unplanned pregnancy is near the top of every guys fear list, so I can see why the thought of you missing a pill freaked him out.