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Fail
they can do nothing but help
Does he also staple condoms together for "double the protection"
Stapling them would put holes in them. Am I missing a reference here?
Oh... lol fail on my part
26-I do that! you can never be to protective! just kidding but that guy probably does do that
36-he's a anus!! ummm....I meant genius DAMN Autocorrect!it seems like this always happens to me
#1 your pic goes with your comment
97 I was about to say the same thing xD
lol because they suck or because they're bankrupt? Or both?
Idiots say fail like that.
97 I'll give you that one
I don't think your bf is ready for sex, make him wait until he goes through his puberty
39-- Just a brain.. not a reference.
touché.
Guys! You all know this.....safety's first!!
no you're just stupid.
maybe OP needs to wear a condom to be extra safe
yes.
only in america!
haha ur retarted thats the point
this guy must have been dropped on his head several times as a child after his crack-addicted alcoholic mother gave birth to him
ARE U ******* KIDDING ME??? Hes just a little dumb read the FML dude
That was for -256
hahah WTF. sounds like a keeper
aww!! that's so stupidly cute!
I kinda wanna do that. being male if I had boobs I would play with them like a child plays with.. bean bags
Well according to the FML, OP's boyfriend had been taking HER birth control pills. Please read before you comment next time :)
sounds like something Kelso would do
163 I cannot believe how true that is! genius I tell you(:
163, you've made my day with that fantastic 70's show reference.
If that's you in the picture then wow!!!! u r like amazing! I actualy got excited in my pants! what a beauty! :P
well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.
Einstein's father took birth control pills. O_o
I wish I can delete comments. That one I said was pretty stupid when I look back on it.
I thumbed it up anyway.
83 don't mean to be rude but guessing from your profile your thumb's up is not a good thing.
Actually guessing by 83's profile, he seems pretty awesome.
203 I thought putting it in my profile would help. Guess not.
i like ur beard
LOL 82 I almost peed myself reading both your comments (mainly the second) HAHA
the awkward moment when some douche comments FIRST and hes not first... infact hes not even 2nd or 3rd :L
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ohh wow!!
if this is the same dude that bust in his pants he is taking safe sex to another level.. : )
^hmmm^
Busting in your pants is the ultimate form of protection!
ohh wow!!
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well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.
Fail