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By drkate25 - 18/12/2012 22:02 - United States - Enfield

Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML

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Mind your own business

By janie - 10/01/2021 17:01

Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML

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By FattyMcFatFace - 24/05/2019 22:00

Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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By Caleb - 10/02/2017 06:18 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was sent by my mother and her boyfriend to pick up some take-out. After getting the food, I began to turn out once the traffic light was green. An asshole cop sped past the red light and slammed into my car, totaling it. When I called my house, my mom's boyfriend asked, "Where's our dinner?" I'm fine, by the way. FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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Open Minded

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - Brazil - Joinville

Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML

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Second best

By Rebecca - 16/04/2012 18:49 - United States - Bloomfield

Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML

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cswens25 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:08

Scarf away not your fault they don't know how to cook.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:06

Just tell them you ARE watching your weight... Go up!

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benmbarnett 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:05

Fatty

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:06

Just tell them you ARE watching your weight... Go up!

ariannaimelda 7

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:22

Or you could say you slipped on your diet!

Vegnas 13

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:33

Awww, you beat me to it! :(

cswens25 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:08

Scarf away not your fault they don't know how to cook.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Wednesday 19 December 2012 11:45

Scarfing... is a new one for me. :S

PeteyPablo12308 20

Wednesday 19 December 2012 13:56

You have never heard the term "scarfing"?? That is very odd.

gc327072 30

Wednesday 19 December 2012 17:03

3- exactly! Back when my mom and stepdad were dating, his parents would always invite them for thanksgiving, and they made bad food. (Kinda funny, my stepdad didn't like it either). They'd usually go to a restaurant later.

s15c 9

Friday 21 December 2012 16:57

32- I've always heard it as snarfing.

stolencookie 17

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:08

If she doesn't ask, don't bother explaining. Lying after that would just make it look worse. lol

bobelina 2

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:08

Payton manning?

sens3sfailing 24

Thursday 20 December 2012 9:42

Milan Kunis? I'm sorry I'm not site what game we are playing....

robo_thunder 13

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:10

Just looks like you broke down on your diet, like most people do. I doubt she blames you.

zinoxity 23

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:33

Yeah, pull the 'ol "I hadn't had one in so long and I couldn't help it."

mpsteve137 15

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:10

Why are you asking me?

connerwonner 7

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:00

It was a rhetorical question.

Cryvosh 10

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:12

Let me guess, Santa Claus?

anzie_fml 9

Thursday 20 December 2012 7:43

A swing and a miss.

katties 27

Wednesday 19 December 2012 9:13

That sucks, but not your fault though :P When I'm staying over at my boyfriend's house I always buy some backup food in case I can't eat a lot of what I'm served. I absolutely love his mom! She's super-duper awesome, but not that good at cooking :]