Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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You deserved it 62 565

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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starss 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:57

yea your pretty much an embarrassment.

tb15 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:59

so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so pathetic the unbelievable pathetic-ness of this ALMOST makes me want to call fake (emphasis on almost)

imjaysaysno 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:01

bahaha I can totally picture that in slow motion :) favoritee <3

ski_backwards 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:02

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING I feel your pain dude.

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 1 March 2010 3:12

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU Go to therapy, dude.

Lee002 8

Monday 1 March 2010 2:04

OP is a ******* retard...what r u, 3? cuz that's what 3 year olds do, throw a tantrum in public cuz they didn't get their toy, or favorite food, or whatever... seriously, you don't even deserve the internet.

KyleSays1 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:13

whats ydi?

suggarrbunny69 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:14

i got the last box :p

Major_General 10

Monday 1 March 2010 2:15

And I thought my life was pathetic. Thanks for showing me there are always lower steps.

Jacks_Penguin 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:15

I hate people like you.

bigmoney12 3

Monday 1 March 2010 2:15

wow really over a poptart that's just, wow

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