Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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Teekayahr 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:03

Seriously? Are you six or have a disorder? If not, I offer your family money to spank you.

Xx_a7x_xX 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:03

LMFAO!!.. nice reaction ;)

RussianWolf 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:04

YDI лыов рссия тылы лат Лады /:

tomahawkinyouall 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:04

what?! no more toaster strudel?!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CANT BE!!!!!! *curls into a ball and sucks thumb*

nickperry21 4

Monday 1 March 2010 4:07

**** all u people who are knockin this person. that is hilarious. as embarrasing as it is who cares. u only live life once so u should enjoy it anyway u can. epic. I applaud u :) hahaha

Giorgio272 2

Monday 1 March 2010 4:07

damn bitch. go drink some Steven seagal lightning bolt and kick a ninja. also stop being fat and ugly and so desperate.

goldenone 2

Monday 1 March 2010 4:09

age

drpepperhas23fla 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:10

hahahahahhahah

gurlucrazy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:12

how did this get past the moderators?

theschweigert 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:13

that was you??...

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