Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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mehgmehg 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:32

omg I wuld lmao.. niceee :)

thespicyqueso 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:34

Apple is better anyway.

ghostwitch1863 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:37

you should be on the website peopleofwalmart.com

nikestorm 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:39

how old are you I think ur just a d- bag

paperisuseful 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:40

you're an idiot

ohhdamn 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:42

http://www.ihatehayley.com/index.php?id=e6d38003d082d20474a1075a49525b90

thekingjoe90 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:46

thats not that bad i'd be pissed too

Erindub 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:52

Nah you oughta fit right in there at Wal Mart. I went in there for the first time in over 2 years the other day and was reminded why I stopped going when I saw a 40 year old man yelling across 3 registers to a baby who wasn't his to stop crying. I was scared...never again will I go there

ejwalters97 5

Monday 1 March 2010 2:54

epic. failure.

lolwtfwasthat 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:57

be my best friend I would do that too

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