Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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skeez_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:37

lol i like that the category for this fml is "love"

yuhhkno 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:38

bahahahahhaahahha loser(:

DGross 8

Monday 1 March 2010 1:41

deathcab is a cutie... see what I did there? (the for is implied :-) ) ...back to being bored now / attempting to be productive

hendyzero20 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:39

Its ok I understand.

esotericcamel 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:40

I have no sympathy. I mean seriously. It's just a piece of pastry.

EdmGirl 2

Monday 1 March 2010 1:42

I call fake, no one is this lame and pathetic. Unless you posted this for the attention... in which case, maybe you ARE this lame and pathetic. Also, I'm not surprised you posted as anonymous; I wouldn't want anyone to know who I was either.

draydray 3

Monday 1 March 2010 1:42

what a douche YDI

1244822 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:43

lmao

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:43

Wow you need help. You shouldnt be eating that crap anyway

txdiva 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:44

Somebody please tell me how this is a FML?!!!

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Monday 1 March 2010 8:54

it's his families fml

Pmm368 5

Monday 1 March 2010 1:44

Lol, this sounds like something I would do.

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