Intimacy: Nosey

Nosey

By Jess - 04/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my husband and I got back from our honeymoon and we saw his mom's car in front of our house. When we walked in she asked us so many questions about our trip. The first question she asked my husband was, "Were you satisfied with her in bed?" FML

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Stop talking, stop talking now

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

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Tense dinner

By bittenbyadonkey - 28/01/2011 17:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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By weirdedout - 24/05/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asked, "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML

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By Interrupted - 27/11/2010 01:03 - United States

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

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Dry

By moresexperience - 11/09/2009 12:26 - United States

Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend of five months along with my mom and dad. It all was going fine until my mom asked aloud, "Everything going smooth for you in the bedroom?" to which my girlfriend replied, "No." I'd actually been painting the master bedroom at my parent's house for some extra cash. FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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Avoidance

By Anonymous - 25/06/2023 00:02

Today, we got back from vacation. In the lead up to our vacation, my girlfriend talked excitedly about all the sex we could have. When we got to the hotel, I heard, "I can't be comfortable, what if they hear us in the hall?" After we got home, first thing was, "I want to deep clean the bedroom, sex can wait." FML

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Where did that come from?

By psychicmother - 09/09/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving my drunk mother home when my phone rang. It was my boyfriend, so I asked her to answer the call. My mother then questioned him on our sex life and was especially interested to know if we'd used handcuffs because I "like them." I have no recollection of ever telling her this. FML

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Freak out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 10:00

Today, we got on the plane for our honeymoon and her parents were on the same damn plane, going to the same spa resort, in the room next door, and my wife has the nerve to tell me it was a coincidence. How we supposed to get our sexy freak on, sharing a bedroom wall with her repressed mother? FML

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farmgirl 3

Monday 4 May 2009 23:11

ask your father-in-law if he's satisfied in bed right in front of that bitch

wowfmlife 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:04

This would only be a FML if he said no

Comments

ebbasaur 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:11

Why does she give a shit? Tell her to mind her OWN business, and kindly **** off.

qwertyuiop8989 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:13

Woulda been a hella funny FML if he said no or not really or something along those lines.

Antonio718 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:15

Not surprising since his mom probably hasn't been banged in about 30+ years....

p0kegeek 4

Monday 4 May 2009 23:21

YDI. You shouldn't be surprised at the attitude of the mother of the man who you just married. At the very least, you should have known she's a bitch already and just brushed it off.

Roddsy 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:22

wow.. i wish parents would just mind their own business - especially when its creepy like this >_>;

x_eyebrows 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:22

Holy crap, that's awkward!!

p0kegeek 4

Monday 4 May 2009 23:22

YDI. You shouldn't be surprised at the attitude of the mother of the man you just married. At the very least you should have already known that she's a b**** and just brushed it off.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:25

Uh, that relationship sounds dodge! But hey what else would you expect from your MIL? Take it as a joke as it might have been intended, you have a whole life ahead with her! Keep smiling!