Not a morning person
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5:30 AM is so early for you that you aren't conscious of your shoes. FML, I get up that early every day.
With a 3.5 hour drive I expect you'll be able to stop and buy some. But still that blows OP I've done similar things when rush packing for long camping trips
I did that once, I just told everyone that they were custom shoes from Tibet :)
Rock those slippers!
I dont mean to sound ignorant, but I do not quite understand this fml. You said it 3.5 hours away, but you said you only drove 45 mins? Did it take you 45 mins to realize you weren't wearing shoes or was this the amount of time you drove?
I think you need to re read it. The total length of the journey is 3.5 hours, but he noticed his shoes when he was 40 minutes out of town. Excluding the fact that he picked up his co-worker (which took time in itself), he would have had 2.24 hours to go in the journey.
Slip on 2 empty kleenex boxes just like Kevin did on that show The Office
This happened to me at a debate meet once, but I didn't notice I hadn't brought my dress shoes until I was at the event. Black power suit, black hose, Power Puff Girl slippers. It happens, OP, I hope you can buy another pair.
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So find a shoe store when you get there. It sucks to have to pay for another pair, but it's an easy fix.
Considering your colleagues clearly didn't tell you about the slip up I'd say it's fair game to murder the one you like least and steal his shoes. It's the only rational thing to do!