Love: Not fair at all

Not fair at all

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 346

You deserved it 61 855

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He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - 30/09/2010 10:33 - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 129

You deserved it 35 051

By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 733

You deserved it 6 667

Right Said Fred

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 22:02

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 709

You deserved it 2 025

By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 937

You deserved it 39 960

By sadinthesack - 31/08/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was making love to my girlfriend and was pretty impressed with myself for lasting through multiple songs. Then I realized her ipod was playing a medley. I only lasted 3 1/2 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 895

You deserved it 10 942

By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:54 - United States - Conway

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 635

You deserved it 19 265

By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 076

You deserved it 15 544

Whenever

By InstantHardOn - 08/11/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 537

You deserved it 8 159

Tay-Tay rules

By Not a swiftie - 21/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 327

You deserved it 163

Emotional journey

By sad and embarrassed guy - 21/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my love life is so godawful that I started ugly-crying when the song "Love Hurts" began playing on the radio while I was driving. I had to pull over. Several people passing by stopped to see if I needed help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 320

You deserved it 173

white_mouse 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

LOLOL YDI dude. B) What she was trying to say was she wanted you to think about it, and do something romantic, and pick a song that really reminds you of her.

Sessee 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

...So, do you ejaculate prematurely?

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Slushie09 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:52

YDI for doing it out of anger, but it doesn't necesarily have to be well thought out, the song me & my ex had was "I want it all" by Queen, and that was more or less random but it worked cuz we both liked the song and at the time we both wanted all of the others attention, so it worked, but wasn't exactly well thought out.... she turned out to be a bitch and choked on some other guy and dumping me by showing me a pic of it, but thats beside the point.... YDI cuz you went about randomly choosing it wrong, friggen crumpet muncher

commongrackle 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 5:57

DUDE. 52. if you don't want girls to go make those kind of generalizations about guys, then don't go make those kind of generalizations about girls. i love my boyfriend very much, and i love everything he does for me.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:01

Talk about it next time. OH WAIT YOU DIDN'T THE FIRST TIME SO NOW YOUR STUCK!! lol!! owned on this one.

commongrackle 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:01

MukyDaCookie 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:12

ROFL! #39, Drips is about some cheating hoe that gives Obie Trice and Eminem AIDS good choice haha. I think My Dick by Mickey Avalon would be a good couples song ahaha