Not fair at all

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:52 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 346
You deserved it 61 855

Same thing different taste

Top comments

LOLOL YDI dude. B) What she was trying to say was she wanted you to think about it, and do something romantic, and pick a song that really reminds you of her.

Sessee 4

...So, do you ejaculate prematurely?

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anonymousssss_fml 3

haha you should have just taken the time to think about it. plenty of songs remind me of my boyfriend... it's not that difficult. sorry, YDI. i guess it's really "FM radio" get it? haha :p

it's not your song.... and you'll never have one. Sounds like you are annoyed with your gf. I don't blame you if she whines about stuff like "we don't have a song"

WalkingDisasteR 0
asxp10 0

Our song by Taylor Swift. "He says baby is something wrong. I said 'nothin' I was just thinkin' how we don't have a song' and he said 'our song..."

Chuck3791 0

Well, next time don't be a jerk. Perhaps her complaining won't be an issue much longer i.e) She dumps you.

dude, that was all you. you picked it. deal with it.

AgainstTheGrain 0

You're an asshole. That song's about not being able to make her cum, not premature ejaculation. I suppose it suits you based on not being able to do simple tasks to please your gf. She should dump you. If you actually listened to the song you'd hear: “I’m feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head” "It's not fair and I think you're really mean, you're supposed to care that you never make me scream" So...yea. You're a dick. FHL more like it.