Love: Not in front of Him

Not in front of Him

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML

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rhidiculous 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:30

is his name Robin?

Jacobt24 19

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:45

Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)

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DarkWaffle 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:06

Then get rid of the shirt. Problem solved.

najamesk1 2

Friday 24 June 2011 12:19

If I had a girlfriend that wore a superman t-shirt,.... you know what, I cant think of a response.. that would be too perfect of a girlfriend...

Xjelly95 0

Friday 24 June 2011 19:43

You should've said, "then I should take off my shirt." And done so. You would've gotten your kiss.

poisonedprincess_fml 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:21

he's a marvel guy isn't he

Drythe 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:36

I wouldn't have kissed you either!

Drythe 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:38

also superman sucks freakn boyscout!

kruschev33 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:07

I would never kiss someone with a picture of super man on there shirt except for one person

jazzi2010 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:59

he can be killed by a glowing green rock... 'nuf said XP

x_Killer_Rosee_x 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:08

Noo (x it's all about the joker. Sadly, the same thing happened to me today.

Clubkicker_fml 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:34

Maybe he's just a batman kinda guy.

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Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML

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Today, there's a stray black cat in my apartment complex. It had badly bitten me two months ago and I had to get several injections. Today the same cat barged into my flat when I opened the door to receive a delivery, and it attacked my cat. I barely managed to fight and push him out of my flat. FML

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Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML

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Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML

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