Love: Not in front of Him

Not in front of Him

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML

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rhidiculous 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:30

is his name Robin?

Jacobt24 19

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:45

Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)

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DarkWaffle 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:06

Then get rid of the shirt. Problem solved.

najamesk1 2

Friday 24 June 2011 12:19

If I had a girlfriend that wore a superman t-shirt,.... you know what, I cant think of a response.. that would be too perfect of a girlfriend...

Xjelly95 0

Friday 24 June 2011 19:43

You should've said, "then I should take off my shirt." And done so. You would've gotten your kiss.

poisonedprincess_fml 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:21

he's a marvel guy isn't he

Drythe 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:36

I wouldn't have kissed you either!

Drythe 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:38

also superman sucks freakn boyscout!

kruschev33 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:07

I would never kiss someone with a picture of super man on there shirt except for one person

jazzi2010 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:59

he can be killed by a glowing green rock... 'nuf said XP

x_Killer_Rosee_x 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:08

Noo (x it's all about the joker. Sadly, the same thing happened to me today.

Clubkicker_fml 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:34

Maybe he's just a batman kinda guy.

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