Not in front of Him

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML
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rhidiculous 4

is his name Robin?

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Jacobt24 19

Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)

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Comments

purebliss7 6

someone is insacure of his sexuality. are u sure he isnt gay trying to be straight?

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blink978 1

I wouldnt kiss you either.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Superman sucks!!! Batman is so much better, because Superman actually has powers, and less enemies than Batman. Batman, however, is just a ninja from the League of Shadows. Superman only ever saves Lois Lane. Never anyone else. Batman saves everyone.

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BrittaniiFTW 4

I think superman is really boring, but I wouldn't deny my partner a kiss over it

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Kathts7 12

Well superman is super gay Batnan is okay But the nicest I have seen Is the lovely wolverine

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commentgirl 8

Maybe your boyfriend is a Superboy fan. Superboy fans generally dislike Superman on principle. Superman is a terrible father figure.

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amisenho 11

The only way I could see this as a YDI is if you wear print tees like that as some sort of faux-nerd fashion statement, like the people that wear Beatles or Che Guevara shirts and have no idea who they are.

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