Not in front of Him

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML
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rhidiculous 4

is his name Robin?

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Jacobt24 19

Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)

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Comments

AppleBaby 0

Sounds like something that would happen quite alot around here so don't feel too bad

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louj 0

superman is awesome.... i would kiss the superman instead of u! lol

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squid6367 0

he shouldn't that's childish why would you wear that grow up?????

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sparxva 12

Meh, he probably just thought your expectations for the sex were too high, him not being Superman and all. That said, Superman is a compulsive liar. He lies about his name. He lies about his family. He lies about needing glasses. Lex Luthor is far more honest by comparison.

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suprmidgt 0

or maybe it was a backward way of saying take your shirt off and you ne'er got the hint. not how I would go about it but maybe he is 16

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Rojo17 0

Iron Man would be where it's at.

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Blahh697 0

He's a fagg. The guy should be happy to kiss you in the first place, dur.

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Batdude123 0

It seems he's a....Bat man. YEEEEEEAAAAAH!

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russianspy1234 11

I can think of a dozen guys off the top of my head that would kiss you just because you WERE wearing that shirt.

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babybatman 0

that's because batman is way better then superman !! I would of done the same thing if my boyfriend wanted me to kiss him and he was wearing anything superman :)

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