Embarrassing, Dentist and Health: Not now, bowels!

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at the dentist's… and I'm sorry I told everyone about it… and I'm sorry for repeating it now…

zombieglamour_fml 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 2:32

Mean Girls is an awesome movie!

stiv1986 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:08

it takes 6-8 hours before most laxatives take effect, you should have read the box. ydi

djmigues 7

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:32

I see what you did there.

lovingmylife84 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:55

didn't you read the box? that is exactly what you should have expected. lmao

jose1760 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:58

Good thing you are wearing your iPad with wings so you don't poo on yourself!!!

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