Embarrassing, Dentist and Health: Not now, bowels! - FML

Not now, bowels!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:15

The dentist must be like a very confused oilman -- he starts drilling one hole and a gusher comes out of another! Poor Uncle Jed.

AmazonGurrl 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:07

I feel bad for the dentist. Nasty.

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brittanyrmh_ 12

Sunday 7 October 2012 23:50

I can only imagine how mortifying that must have been...

Kiwiscanfly 19

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:38

Yeah, YDI for taking a laxative at night when you have plans the next morning.. Laxatives do seem to spring up on you at unexpected times and can sometimes last up to two days.. Make sure you book your toilet in for the next day if you're going to take laxatives at night time!

GeorgiaBea 28

Friday 11 December 2015 16:36

Why would you do that? Most laxatives take 12-24 hours to take effect. This isn't the movies. You sure learn a lot about poop working in a group home...

gatorgirl7563 22

Monday 25 January 2016 2:45

Does no one read the direction on a laxative box before taking one? You're supposed to take one the night before you want to poop and then be available to poop anywhere between breakfast and a late lunch !!!

stellasue11 38

Wednesday 28 September 2016 6:46

oh no, i feel so bad for you :(

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