Kids: Not now

Not now

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 23:00 - United States - Marlton

Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML

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By Maxie - 08/03/2013 01:55 - United States - Chesterland

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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Life comes at you fast

By indiemusicnerdgirl - 30/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, my grandma died. I was very very close to her, but now my kids are grieving the loss of their great grandma. Between my 7 year-old getting extremely mad, my 5 year-old being super whiny/needy, I'm getting no sleep as my 3 year-old is almost constantly having nightmares. I've yet to get my time to grieve and I'm tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 15:08 - Denmark

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

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By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 17:02

Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By sadcartoons - 12/02/2011 18:57 - Canada

Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML

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Yessi_Boo 14

Tuesday 26 February 2013 9:20

Oh my goodness... This has to have broken your heart. I'm so sorry, i'm speachless

drewflav 17

Tuesday 26 February 2013 9:22

Kids are so honest... your son is definitely correct when he says that his grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping. Sorry for your loss OP!

Comments

imani132 6

Saturday 2 March 2013 5:26

The innocence protects him. Sorry for your loss OP

JDMG1994 7

Saturday 2 March 2013 6:53

this has to be the funniest FML i've read.

lochiamochia 25

Saturday 2 March 2013 8:21

What comes from the mouth of babes. Sorry for your loss, OP, but this made my day. Thank you for sharing!

murkinstock 5

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:33

it reminds me when I was about three my grandpa passed away and I asked my dad, "dad why is grandpa in a dresser?" i guess a few people laughed including my dad. now he is gone too... :( I'm sorry OP

Lissur 3

Monday 4 March 2013 20:17

That'll be a funny story to tell in 10 years, but that's really sad... Sorry for your loss, OP

cosmicbrownies 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:29

Oh, the innocence of children... Sorry for your loss OP :(

8eight8 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 12:37

your post almost made me cry sorry for your lost :(

LastSong 8

Wednesday 24 April 2013 14:18

I would say it was his way of saying he'll be missing his grandma!

doglover100 28

Thursday 24 October 2013 1:05

That is so sad.

Jebitesevsi 11

Tuesday 21 January 2014 21:58

Children don't belong everywhere. A 5-year-old has no concept of death or funerals. This is why we have babysitters. Why would someone want to wrangle a kid, while dealing with their mother's funeral?