Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
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phorcep 0

Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.

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unfortunate_13 5

i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

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jayalexander 7

random... u shulda screamed at him to hury up... usually works for me...

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RedPillSucks 31

Next time you're having sex and he's about to come, stick a ***** up his ass and tell him you found another hotdog for the homeless man.

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xSundae 6

To contrary belief, this isn't America. This is the interwebs. I'm not even American. I'm Canadian. So yeah.

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rattusrattus 18

I'm English. The interwebs is not a country, and it certainly isn't America. Although being able to register as an Internet National would be awesome, with your Internet passport and Internet citezenship.

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pimplayer 0

I think you need to find a new man OP, that just shows where his mind set was at, while having intercourse with you, unless he fantasizes about homeless people idk ! or maybe you ugly to look at, again idk !

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upsetman 0

actually you guys. a woman can "cum" or ****** up to 9 times so she could keep goining if she wanted to. looks like OP's boyfriend is at fault here. so yeah FYL.

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HomeAl0ne 20

I'll see your 9 and raise you another 6.

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prettypinkpixie 9

well it was very nice of you to buy him a hotdog :) most people are too selfish to help the homeless, so be happy your boyfriend noticed your good deed :D

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Mistery510 6

he prally didn't know you were about to cum... your most likely boring in bed

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