Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 342
You deserved it 4 720

Same thing different taste

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Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.

i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

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random... u shulda screamed at him to hury up... usually works for me...

RedPillSucks 31

Next time you're having sex and he's about to come, stick a ***** up his ass and tell him you found another hotdog for the homeless man.

To contrary belief, this isn't America. This is the interwebs. I'm not even American. I'm Canadian. So yeah.

I'm English. The interwebs is not a country, and it certainly isn't America. Although being able to register as an Internet National would be awesome, with your Internet passport and Internet citezenship.

pimplayer 0

I think you need to find a new man OP, that just shows where his mind set was at, while having intercourse with you, unless he fantasizes about homeless people idk ! or maybe you ugly to look at, again idk !

actually you guys. a woman can "cum" or ****** up to 9 times so she could keep goining if she wanted to. looks like OP's boyfriend is at fault here. so yeah FYL.

I'll see your 9 and raise you another 6.

well it was very nice of you to buy him a hotdog :) most people are too selfish to help the homeless, so be happy your boyfriend noticed your good deed :D

he prally didn't know you were about to cum... your most likely boring in bed