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By annonymous - 30/11/2009 18:59 - United States

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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Classic toddler moment

By Anonymous - 01/11/2024 03:00 - Ireland

Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML

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By [...] - 12/12/2013 14:28 - France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Health and wellbeing

By fuck - 21/08/2015 18:22 - United States - Somerville

Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML

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By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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popoman 0

Monday 30 November 2009 23:14

That's not nice. Don't reprimand your child for honesty.

testing_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 23:15

haha, I would have trouble not to laugh if' I were you.

Comments

The_Pleb 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:12

Shuddup mercy your comment is a waste of space and time Now go to bed

Bunnny 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:13

well if you felt bad imagine the lady!

sarcdude 3

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:15

Dots.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:16

I'm going to have get some of that yogurt. That way I can go around calling out fat cows and then when they glare I just pretend to eat some of the yogurt.

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:25

Lmao that's mean tho.. I shouldn't laugh... Poo on me

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:19

Sounds like The_Plebs back in action, and just when he was posting such nice fml postings...

Goob_the_dude 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:26

shouldnt it go:Today i was in the store and a young boy shouted out "look the fat cow has sunglasses on!"I had sunglasses on.FML

Erniesduck123 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:03

Not unless the woman has an incurable disease which effects her metabolism and has resulted in her being obese. If she gets two large Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccinos from Starbucks as a snack, then no, it's not an FHL.

surfing_rockz 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:29

I think this one should be FHL...Your life is in no way f*kd...but yeah. must have been prettty cringe.

originalusername_fml 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:56

well she would probably have had to explain to the woman about the comment XD which would've been awkward, i guess.

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:31

Sure :D but then again we might end up with someone worse... Sammich comments n the such I can deal with but imagine some poser trying to top that? *shudders*

Dopeyrox 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:37

lmao at least he didn't mean it

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 1 December 2009 1:46

Haha I say we go at the dead of night,kidnap pleb and hide him in a closet, this a hypothetica scenerio of course ;) ooo poor mercy, it's ok * pat,pat*