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By annonymous - 30/11/2009 18:59 - United States

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That's not nice. Don't reprimand your child for honesty.

testing_fml 0

haha, I would have trouble not to laugh if' I were you.

Comments

FHL for turning around after every "fat cow" comment :(

Oh man, that is hilarious! I did that as a kid, but it was actually directed to a fatty. We were sitting in the car, and I suddenly screamed to my dad pointing at the fattest person I ever saw, "Daddy, look at that whale!" Then the person next to our car, who was putting things in the trunk, turned around but she was fat too.

I think every kid has done this at one point or another, and it's just a part of learning good manners. When I was little, it was the same situation, except there was no yogurt. I just pointed at the lady in line in front of us and said, "Mommy, look at that really fat lady!" Luckily she was one of the lovable type fat ladies. Also, my older brother saw a very, very tall black man and said, "Mommy, look at the big nooger!" My mother was mortified, and still doesn't know where he heard that word.

yeah, i mean i for one have had several embarrassing occasions like this. i remember being about 4 and walking past a bus stop where a guy wearing a turban was standing. there was a point where it was pretty quiet and i asked, very loudly, why that man was "wearing a towel on his head". my mum told me that it wasn't a towel and to leave it. did i leave it? no, i chose to wrap my jumper around my head and tell the guy that i "want to be more like aladdin, too". my mum's face was a picture. though, to be honest, he could've been more of a prick that me and sued for racism or something, so i guess it's all good.

VereorTenebrae 0

The kid is three, he wouldn't know better. Plus it was on the yogurt tub, if the person looked at you and started to say something show her the damn tub of yogurt.

SillyPoop 0

Kids say the best things to make you laugh...and a double meaning behind it only you get to laugh at, thats great!

fat people deserve it! if you really don't like getting called fat etc. get on that treadmill!

That fat cow must have looked lost...being outside of it's fast food joint habitat.