Not now!

By annonymous - 30/11/2009 18:59 - United States

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
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popoman 0

That's not nice. Don't reprimand your child for honesty.

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testing_fml 0

haha, I would have trouble not to laugh if' I were you.

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immastarr 0

haha anything to do w fat ppl on fml..its gonna get loaded w comments

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sirpaul 0

perdix is one of the few who never fails to amuse me with his comments. He always says exactly what I'm thinking lol.

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RideOorDiee 0

all you had to do was say 'oh yea look at that cow on the yogort cart'

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MzRodriquez95 0

Lol same thing happend to some lady at Stop & Shop, Sorry OP You Totally Deserve This One. Teach your kid some manors.

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whatthefuckcunt 0

you idiot. apart from what i hope was a bad joke, how the **** can you spell manners "manors"? she isnt taking him on a tour of houses you fool.

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iwadasn 32

The kid didn't have bad manners, he was just talking about a picture on a yogurt carton.

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NorfolkDude 2

This is why America fails. You have to watch everything you say because you just might offend some fatty, or get called a racist. It's her fault for being fat, not the kids or the mother. Fat is fat, but in this case, we're not even talking about fat people. We're talking about literal cows with sunglasses.

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MzRodriquez95 0

The computer auto corrects it so STFU

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whatthefuckcunt 0

rodreegus (hmm auto correct i guess) shut up and don't bitch just because i called you out on being a fool. you fool.

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iLawl 0

I think the woman with the sunglasses should be posting this situation on FML. >.>

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xenomorph 0

Instant fix: say "Yeah, I see the fat cow!" while clearly pointing at the cow on the tub of yogurt.

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Tigg3r 3

That would be the part where you grab the child and run. Don't punish the child though. He didn't know.

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its250 0

this fml reminds me of when my brother was 3 or 4 and we were at the pool and there was a large man in a white pair of small shorts and my brother yelled "DAD. Look at that fat guys diaper!"

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