By Peekaboo - 26/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML
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Spaghetti7 5

Write "F*ck off" on the window in permanent marker.

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fanceh 10

hire a really old nasty guy to get undressed in the window the next day. that'll teach him.

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Spaghetti7 5

Write "F*ck off" on the window in permanent marker.

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tittymagic 0

just put down the curtains?

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AliSama 17

#1 make sure it is him and not something that looks like a person. A lot of times people call the police and it ends up being some piece of furniture. this just makes you look bad. #2 if it is not a furniture, document it. call the police and sue.

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zbajis 7

How did she find out he was creepin if she couldn't see him?

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ugottaluvme 0

Put a sign on the window saying your not home at the moment

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hope540 0

All those times i based my spying off of that rule... Wow they probably knew i was there the entire time. You just changed my life. O.o

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MaeMay2000 11

1-he just might take that the wrong way

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WIZchild 0

Woah dont be so negative..he's trying to get the same blinds and wishes he could find out the brand but all he can do now is watch u enjoy them

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mazochyst 10

OP should feel flattered. In fact, she should leave him a note when she's not around! Just tape a note to the window saying "sorry, I'm out tonight".

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smirnoff1695 0

Yeah that's really scary, I deffinitely suggest telling somebody like the cops or something about that:/

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Alexisthebestest 16

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat?"

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SirObvious 1

"I can't see him, so he can't see me" Caboose ,that's because your looking at the rock.

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ugottaluvme 0

Umm 46, whats hanging from your mouth... Haha

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fanceh 10

hire a really old nasty guy to get undressed in the window the next day. that'll teach him.

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Maybe he took some photos of you aswell :D

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Majstr 23

Better he not put them on the internet.

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mea_iloveskiing 26

He won't. That would be for free. He'll sell them.

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Lenho 26

#75 Market economy basics? Otherwise, everything would be free. D'oh.

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randelynn 0

Blinds should always be closed all the au before changing. Isn't that common knowledge?

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duckie227 22

Yes. It's common knowledge.

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TheSithAssassin 15

Right, because the rule is "If I can see you, I can be seen." Note the second can is used, as opposed to will.

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