Intimacy: Not now

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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Timing is everything

By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

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Awkward

By Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

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Cuties

By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 02:02

Today, I shaved my penis and balls. When my girlfriend saw, she said, "You look like my little brother." He's 6 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse

Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of 5 years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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New stars

By Wobblefat - 14/12/2016 13:16

Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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Slim_d813 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:44

You should have replied and you give head like your sister.

rookieb04 6

Thursday 10 September 2009 11:23

cum on her face and say now you look like your mother

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RichYungReverse 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 18:37

should of donkey punched her!

sdroze1389 31

Tuesday 21 January 2014 13:33

I only thumbed up this because donkey punch was funny

nuttinick 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:56

so?

moonlit_manga 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:33

probably random. the only thing I could worry about is if she imagining your bro during it....not likely though. not fml.

pleasedonttellme 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:50

What you probably took that the wrong way!

Slim_d813 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:44

You should have replied and you give head like your sister.

triplethreat13 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:12

wow. is it really the end of the world if someone says you look like your sibling? i'm sure you took that the wrong way.

rookieb04 6

Thursday 10 September 2009 11:23

cum on her face and say now you look like your mother

lilarielle14 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:59

oh shit what is that suppose to mean?? bu I don't think she did it with your brother.. if she loves youu

mangochicxx 0

Friday 23 October 2009 3:55

Oh shizz! That would have been a GREAT come back

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 19:15

thats a friggin diss right ther

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